Dear Santa, You must be suprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month. Filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, a football and tires for my K5 Blazer.

I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behave better than I, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly across the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat son of a bitch? That you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave the little faggot across the street so many toys that I can't even walk into his house.

Please don't let me see you trying to get your fat ass down my chimney next year, I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk your ass back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking set of tires for my Blazer.

FUCK YOU SANTA! Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT SON OF A BITCH.

Sincerely, Little Johnny.